A Hard Lesson for a Smart Kid

K.P. Anderson
The Haven
Published in
Jan 21, 2022
Photo by Dan-Cristian Pădureț on Unsplash

Daughter: Hey, what are you up to?

Me: Not much. Was just out back with the dog, now I’m gonna read a book.

Daughter: Cool. Do you mind if I interrupt? There’s something I want to talk to you about.

Me: Sure. What’s up?

Daughter: I decided to change my major to Applied Physics because…(DAUGHTER PROCEEDS TO TALK ABOUT PHYSICS FOR 20 MINUTES. 20 MINUTES!!!!)…What do you think?

Me: I think it’s time you learned that when I go out back with the dog I smoke some pot. What?

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K.P. Anderson
K.P. Anderson

Written by K.P. Anderson

TV comedy writer/Showrunner, comedian and aspiring novelist.