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A Letter From Flo of Progressive Insurance to Captain Jonas Grumby

Captain of the S.S. Minnow

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Looking at some old documents in a garage sale on my visit to Honolulu, I found this letter dated one day before the tragic demise of our beloved S.S. Minnow, and I consider it has to see the light of day.

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Jose Luis Ontanon Nunez

Jose Luis Ontanon Nunez

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