Greetings/Farewell letter
A Letter to the Publisher
From An Ony Mous, Writer/Reader/Student/Pain in the Butt.
Miss. Christine Stevens
Editor-in-Chief of the Haven
@Medium USA
Dear Christine:
Congratulations on your new assignment. You deserve it, for you are the most wonderful, caring, good-looking, smart, and amazing of all the editors on Medium, and I hope you remember what I just said the next time you check my work.
I wonder if the new job of editor-in-chief comes with a feathered warbonnet. Because in some places, the Chief Executive Officer never executes, the Chief Operating Officer never operates, and the Chief Information Officer is always clueless.
I want to give you some advice I wished someone gave me when I started my new job.
Before Page leaves, ask her where she hides all the goodies, aka chocolates, booze, funny cigarette stash, etc.
I always thought that no one in their right mind will check, edit, correct, and answer thousands of emails every month and still have a sense of humor unless they have some help.
If Haven means a place of safety and refuge, why is she in such a hurry to run as soon as the pandemic winds off? Remember all the…
