A List of Things You Can No Longer Say in Florida.

Is this milk homogenized?

If sea level keeps rising, we’re going to need a dike.

Let’s go to the Friday night drag races, it’ll be a fun outing.

This florist has the cutest little nosegays!

I left my career and am transitioning.

Don we now our gay apparel, Fa-la-la-laaaaa.

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Not everything in my closet sparks joy.

For muscle pain, try Bengay ointment.

Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, we’ll have a gay old tiiiiime!

I can help you rebuild your busted auto tranny.

Goodness, Mrs. McGillicuddy, your little son is so well-groomed!