A List of Things You Can No Longer Say in Florida.

Karen L. Sullivan
The Haven
Published in
Apr 28, 2022

Is this milk homogenized?

If sea level keeps rising, we’re going to need a dike.

Let’s go to the Friday night drag races, it’ll be a fun outing.

This florist has the cutest little nosegays!

I left my career and am transitioning.

Don we now our gay apparel, Fa-la-la-laaaaa.

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Not everything in my closet sparks joy.

For muscle pain, try Bengay ointment.

Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, we’ll have a gay old tiiiiime!

I can help you rebuild your busted auto tranny.

Goodness, Mrs. McGillicuddy, your little son is so well-groomed!



Karen L. Sullivan
The Haven

Never ask a woman spooning ice cream out of a half-gallon carton how she’s doing. Top Writer in Satire and Ghastly Cooking. https://karenlsullivan.com/about/