A List of Things You Can No Longer Say in Florida.
Is this milk homogenized?
If sea level keeps rising, we’re going to need a dike.
Let’s go to the Friday night drag races, it’ll be a fun outing.
This florist has the cutest little nosegays!
I left my career and am transitioning.
Don we now our gay apparel, Fa-la-la-laaaaa.
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
Not everything in my closet sparks joy.
For muscle pain, try Bengay ointment.
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, we’ll have a gay old tiiiiime!
I can help you rebuild your busted auto tranny.
Goodness, Mrs. McGillicuddy, your little son is so well-groomed!