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A Love of Justice

Guys, it cost $20 to see the new Batman movie.

$20!

For that price, I’ll get drunk and fight crime myself.

There’s a tipping point in which I become Batman.

And that tipping point is $20.

A bottle of Tito’s is $20.

The Batman movies make it seem like you gotta be rich to fight crime.

But you don’t.

You gotta have a bottle of Tito’s, which cost $20, and a love of justice.