A Note from That Bowl of Candy

The neglect has turned into pure torture

Benjamin Soyka
Nov 7 · 1 min read
Credit: Author

Hi, Karen.

You might still remember me. I’m Candy Bowl.

You filled me up with delightful treats on Halloween, and your family loved picking from me. Now, you’ve neglected me.

After about a week of solid candy eating, you’ve stopped even looking at me. Do you even love…

Benjamin Soyka

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A technology-loving student writing whenever they feel like it and coding whenever they don’t. See more at https://bsoyka.github.io

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