A Real Man Defends Women, Children, Fried Chicken and Guns
In that order
Does a real man know when it’s time to speak up for the lives of children? Or should you expect him to hold women in such high esteem that you don’t call them liars, ugly or “about to be sued” every time you inadvertently have sex with them and then try to bury it under a pile of cash?
Would a real man brag about how the money of others, especially the buyers and profiteers of masacre machines helped him get elected? What about being so friendly with strong armed authoritarians that you approve of their fascist style sweeping up the streets with blood and bullying, winning elections with a little help from nerve toxins and fraud, or tweeting out demands to crush careers like they are cheeseburgers and fried chicken being ordered for gluttonous consumption.
All these thing make a man look bad. Don’t be that guy.
Let’s stop calling such behavior presidential and start calling it icky.
Does icky sound girly to you? Well, then how about greasy, sleazy, obnoxious and cowardly?
Men who make men look horrible are hurting the masculine brand.
There is nothing wrong with masculinity. Let’s encourage it. Let’s put on our power ears and listen to those with legitimate concerns. You are a chicken shit if you don’t. If you are man enough, or woman enough, you don’t have to smell like a finger lickin good grease eater or retreat in a blur of ruffled feathers every time someone looks at you sideways. They are looking at you like that because you look something like a toothy t-rex, with tiny, useless hands, no ability to use them powerfully, and orange feathers all over you. But you are not a dinosaur. You are a chicken. A bbcccc bbuucc bbuucking idiot.
Students and children who have lost friends, whether to weaker, younger men or strong, mis-trained police have real concerns. People of color and women who work for justice are not the enemy. They are the brave americans.
Concerning fried chickens. I eat meat, but we should all examine suffering in the world and resolve to decrease it. So, you may also be a chicken if you eat chickens, (most are hens) without killing her yourself. Just something to think about.
Having others do our dirty work is not very manly. So, last but not least, let’s defend guns. Guns may be useful for the humane killing of chickens, but only if you have the guts, (twisting lady liberty by the neck until she is dead does not count, because Liberty is not for you to kill for your own consumption). Buying meat at the grocer’s is what a wimp would do. Another word for a wimp is a pussy grabber.
An unmasculine man is often called a dick. A coward is often called a pussy. Calling someone a A chicken, seems just as denigrating to our brave egg laying feathered friends who have not done anything so ugly as some men who are brooding over every real and imaginary slight.
