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A Recently Divorced Frankenstein Completely Ruined My Casual Adult Monster Mash

Having him there was a monster bummer.

Look, being Dracula isn’t all blood and games, OK? It’s actually a lot of pressure. You try luring virgins to your spooky castle every night. It’s exhausting. And this on top of all my duties as a count.

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