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A Rookie in the War on Christmas

A young grunt faces the terrors of a seasonal war

Photo by W T on Unsplash

It was a gray November dawn as Sarge and I found ourselves manning the downtown barricades in the War on Christmas. I won’t lie; I was scared, real scared but Sarge was a grizzled veteran of this conflict and I trusted him to get me through this alive.




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