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A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Everything lined up perfectly.

Photo by Harry Cunningham on Unsplash

Everything had to be in place for this to happen.

A large puddle of pee. Bare feet. A ticking clock. A rushed morning.

And wham! There I was, flat on my butt on the hardwood floor. I hit that ground so hard my husband came wheeling from across the house to my rescue.

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Janie Emaus

Janie Emaus

Janie Emaus is an author/blogger. ON SALE NOW! Latkes for Santa Claus. https://www.amazon.com/Latkes-Santa-Claus-Janie-Emaus/dp/1510759883/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0?

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