A Shaggy Dog Story
I may lead a dog’s life, but every dog has its day
I’m a dog. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking, dogs can’t talk. You’re right, we can’t. It’s pretty damn frustrating, I can tell you. I mean, sometimes I might want to go outside to relieve myself. I can’t say “Excuse me, would you mind opening the door so I can go outside to powder my nose?” It just comes out as, “Woof, woof.” It’s a pain.