Humor

A Stream of Kitty Consciousness

A day in the life of a house cat

Photo by Iz & Phil on Unsplash

Oh, it’s morning already, and she won’t wake up unless I nuzzle her. Still nothing. Boy, she sure can snore. I’ll do it again. Now I’ll try kneading her stomach. I see she hasn’t been working those abs. Oh well, some day when she goes swimming she’ll regret that extra pouch up front.