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A Toilet on Steroids

A disturbing, but true, trend

Pippa Potamus 💕 Photo curtesy of author

Sam, my husband, comes in from taking the dog out. He says, “I just helped Joe unload a toilet and bring it in the house.”

Joe and Kathy live next door.

“That was nice of you!” I say, not shifting my gaze from my computer.

“Yeah, he says it’s guaranteed not to clog. They tested it with 25 pounds of dog…




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