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DEATH AND PUBLICITY

After I’m Dead

Shut the lights off when you leave. I won’t be back

Courtesy Walt Disney Corporation

Even though I’m already straddling the age when men start dropping like flies, I still haven’t drawn up a will. If I suddenly meet with my demise, no one will know what do to with all my earthly belongings after I’m dead. So, I thought I’d take this opportunity to spell out my final wishes. All…

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Allen R Smith

Allen R Smith

Allen Smith is an award-winning writer living in Oceanside, California and has published thousands of articles for print, the web and social media.

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