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After Money Ends

Inflation is going wild. Money is coming to an end. And when money as we know it ends, I know what my money will be. My money at that point will be my mouth and my butthole. That will be my money, my mouth, and my butthole.

Right now, there is something called the Gender Pay Gap, which is a fact that statistically, women make 1/3 less than men for the same job. That is the current status quo.

However, when money fails, that will flip because women have three holes.

That’s one more hole than a man. That’s a third more in a woman’s bank account!

‘Something for the ladies to eagerly await.

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Joe Camerota

Joe Camerota

Joe Camerota is a comedian, a satirist, a philosopher, and a spectator of life. His God is Blasphemy. JoeCamerota@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/JoeCamerota