Age, the Final Frontier

a backpage-inspired limerick

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by Joe Váradi

There’s an old Dutch guy named Emile
Hell-bent to boost his sex appeal

by reducing, it appears,
󠀠his legal age by twenty years …

Ain’t it the truth? You’re just as old as you feel!

Thanks to Dave Pell, whose recent NextDraft newsletter made me aware of this story:

69-Year-Old Dutch Man Seeks To Change His Legal Age To 49

In the same vein:

One Woke Bloke