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Alabama Senator Offers To Track All Pregnant Women After Other Republican ‘Period Trackers’ Are Upended
Tracking women is a Republican thing. Period.
As the new saying goes, ‘The GOP always be tracking women.’ This week Alabama Senator Katie Britt (R — of course) introduced the More Opportunities for Moms to Succeed (MOMS) Act.
It can track all of the pregnant women, if the Republicans can get the bill passed. And since fetuses are considered babies by the pro-lifers, that’s tracking two people for the price of one.
Will they get Justin Hartley from the hit CBS show ‘Tracker’ help with the tracking? No. But it would help pass the bill, I’m sure. A hot guy tracking pregnant women would make everything more palatable.
The political party who has always been in favor of privacy, publicly at least, is once again against women’s privacy. But knowing all of women’s whereabouts at all times is privately making the Repubes absolutely giddy.
Will this proposed bill help new moms succeed by helping with feeding children? No. That could be considered charity, even welfare.
Clothe children? Of course not. That could be considered as a handout.
Provide better schooling for children? Absolutely not. Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps. Republicans only want to use government dollars to go to private schools.
But this bill will give women a chance to give up children for adoption. Have the baby or have the baby and give it up for adoption. The only two choices for women under the GOP values.
Will these children be born from a consensual interaction? Not all of them. There will be no consultation for women to decide if they want to have the child or not, on the pregnancy.gov website. Women will not have the chance at freely deciding if they want the pregnancy or not — a cornerstone of the Red-Staters principles.
The Republicans who convinced everyone not to get vaccines because they are against micro chipping, are the same people convincing people to get tracked this way. But only the women will get tracked under this proposed bill, so it’s fine.
Women’s periods were sought after, to be tracked in Florida and Virginia, until public pressure made them cave. So the Republican Party was left scratching their heads saying to each other: ‘How can we keep dibs on all these dames?’
The current answer is now from a Republican Senator in one of the most restrictive states in the country for women’s rights. If this bill fails, we’ll get ready for more tracking ideas. Conservative Think Tanks are standing by.
