Satire

Alabama to Outlaw Intercourse

“What better way to save the life of a child than to prevent conception altogether?”

As stringent abortion legislation sweeps across the southern United States, Alabama’s governor called a special session of the Alabama state legislature to vote on a bill making it illegal to engage in vaginal intercourse.

“In Mississippi and Texas, a child can still be murdered shortly after conception. Even Oklahomans have the chance to illegally end a pregnancy. Here in the…