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Alabama to Outlaw Intercourse

“What better way to save the life of a child than to prevent conception altogether?”

As stringent abortion legislation sweeps across the southern United States, Alabama’s governor called a special session of the Alabama state legislature to vote on a bill making it illegal to engage in vaginal intercourse.

“In Mississippi and Texas, a child can still be murdered shortly after conception. Even Oklahomans have the chance to illegally end a pregnancy. Here in the…

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Jarrett Wilson

Jarrett Wilson

Jarrett writes … of social civility. … of bygone days … of losing sensibility … and offers praise He questions the adaptability Of humans to global mores.

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