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Separated at Birth

Alex Jones or a Cigar?

It’s hard to tell them apart.

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Makes people gag when they’re near it.
Both

Turns a furious shade of red when inflamed.
Both

Grown in Texas.
Both

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James Klein

James Klein

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Writes humor and awkward bios. Top writer in satire. McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, The Satirist, and others at jameskleinhumor.com.