ELECTROCUTION 2024

All the Good News About the Outcome of the 2024 Presidential Election

Spilling my toxic positivity in your lap

If that’s a death cap mushroom (it isn’t) all it needs to be perfectly tasty is the Make America Gag Again slogan plastered across it. 😬 Photo by Sergei Gussev on Unsplash

I haven’t written a listicle in a good long while. But the lowest form of literary life seems like the perfect way to express my thoughts and feelings about the outcome of the 2024 presidential election.

1️⃣ No riots

Well, not yet anyway.

Just wait ’til all the MAGAts discover that Mango Mussolini was right all along about 2024 and there was widespread voter hanky panky, and it swung the outcome in his direction.

I know you may be asking yourself a logical question now. “Why would MAGAts riot if their guy won?”

Key word … logical.

Also, there’s nothing MAGAts enjoy more than a good riot. This is especially true for the law-and-order MAGAts.

2️⃣ It’s like watching a major car crash in slow motion

How often have you had the chance to watch the mental implosion of the most powerful person on the planet … up close? It’s like the best of WWF, a behind the scenes look at a meatpacking plant, and Black Friday at Walmart with a dollop of The Purge thrown in.