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An Ode To… Parallel Universe Christmas Stories

Merry(?) Christmas

“Take that, Rudolph.” (photo credit: Barry Tan via pexels)

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

A red nose was Rudolph’s cruel plight
“A loser,” mocked the others with spite
Things would change, it would seem
Once he led Santa’s team
But still they laughed, saying “glorified headlight!”

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Mike Range

Mike Range

Laughter is the best mandolin. Writing in Slackjaw, The Haven, Points In Case, The Junction, turnpike rest stop stalls. Twitter @MovieLeagueMike

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