COMEDIC POETRY

An Ode for ‘The Orange Omen of Doom’ and All His Odious Names

‘Orange Julius Caesar’ is just the beginning

Photo by Capturing the human heart. on Unsplash

Our much-beloved Cheeto-in-Chief has nearly 500 nicknames, and counting!*

Most of us have one or two pet names since those near and dear to our hearts get nicknamed. That difference should tell you something…