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An Online Harry Potter Quiz Took Me to a Very Dark Place

Why didn’t I choose the House Elf?

I sip my coffee as I peruse the ‘Which Harry Potter Character Are You’ questions. Normally, I ignore these quizzes but it’s a lazy Sunday morning. What’s your ideal way to spend a Friday night? Going to a bar with friends sounds fun. Pick your favorite food. I would kill for a decent pizza. Favorite Animal? I…



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Brian Abbey

expat, ex-philosopher, ex-entrepreneur writing on society, relationships, & AI singularities. VICE, Salon, & misc humor sites @brianabbey