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An Open Letter to Sh*theads and Fcuking Idiots

Exorcising my diplomacy

Dear People:

If you’re going to drive at freeway speeds through the supermarket parking lot …

Be prepared to slam on your brakes and come to a tire-smoking, chest-vs-steering-wheel…



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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

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