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An Open Letter to Sh*theads and Fcuking Idiots

Exorcising my diplomacy

Can we talk? * * * Photo by Taka Sithole on Unsplash

Dear Sir or Madam:

If you’re going to drive at freeway speeds through the supermarket parking lot …

Be prepared to slam on your brakes and come to a tire-smoking, chest-vs-steering-wheel halt when I walk in front of your car…




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