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An Open Letter To The McDonalds App

I’m Not Lovin’ It

As this illustration shows, McDonald’s My Rewards app works quite well….in cartoons. McDonalds.com

Dear Ronald and All The Other Clowns Who Helped Set Up This Electronic Nightmare,

I know you’ve gone from being a fast food chain to one of the world’s largest real estate holding companies, but I still thought you could do better.

You practically invented the fast food industry, perfected french fries, speedy shakes and…

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David Volk

I’m a Seattle-based freelancer tand humorist who loves goofy humor, politics and pot stirring, if you know what I mean.