Satire

An Oral History Of When Baby Trey Was Christened With A Champagne Bottle

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He’ll be fine.

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Ed (husband): I really don’t get all the craziness. As a Navy vet, I’ve been christening ships for years. It’s supposed to be a happy time for crying out loud.

Sara (nurse): I didn’t think much of it at first. A lot of husbands like to bring champagne in the room…

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