Anthony Scaramucci’s Top Tips for Avoiding Media Attention

Devorah Blachor
Jul 28, 2017 · 1 min read
  • Make unsolicited call to journalist
  • During said call, accuse Reince Priebus of felony
  • Attempt to force journalist to reveal his source using threats
  • Guilt journalist by declaring that White House leaks are a “ major catastrophe for the American country”
  • Publicly threaten to fire every member of the White House communications team
  • Imply the journalist will be responsible for multiple people being fired since he hasn’t revealed his source
  • Call Reince Priebus a “fucking paranoid schizophrenic” and “a paranoiac”
  • Declare you want to “fucking kill all the leakers”
  • Rage tweet, regret and delete tweet
  • Call CNN during a live show and pretend you never rage tweeted and that you just want to work nicely with Reince Priebus, who you recently threatened with an FBI investigation
  • Use the word cock creatively and repeatedly

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