
Anthony Scaramucci’s Top Tips for Avoiding Media Attention
Jul 28, 2017 · 1 min read
- Make unsolicited call to journalist
- During said call, accuse Reince Priebus of felony
- Attempt to force journalist to reveal his source using threats
- Guilt journalist by declaring that White House leaks are a “ major catastrophe for the American country”
- Publicly threaten to fire every member of the White House communications team
- Imply the journalist will be responsible for multiple people being fired since he hasn’t revealed his source
- Call Reince Priebus a “fucking paranoid schizophrenic” and “a paranoiac”
- Declare you want to “fucking kill all the leakers”
- Rage tweet, regret and delete tweet
- Call CNN during a live show and pretend you never rage tweeted and that you just want to work nicely with Reince Priebus, who you recently threatened with an FBI investigation
- Use the word cock creatively and repeatedly
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