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Any Schmuck Can Give Advice

Even me…

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It dawned on me today

I’ve written over 100 articles in the past 4 months giving all types of advice, telling stories, and waxing poetic on everything from sex to love to constipation.

Yet I am an expert in absolutely nothing.

Sure, I have a master's in speech pathology and decent life experience, but the beauty of…




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Jonathan Morris Schwartz

Jonathan Morris Schwartz

Jonathan Morris Schwartz is a speech language pathologist living in Ocala, Florida writing about love, politics, philosophy, and consciousness.

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