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TERMINAL HUMOR

Apparently I’m Going to Die Soon

Google knows it and they’re trying to help me out

Wilted yellow, my favorite color! How thoughtful! Photo by Greg Ortega on Unsplash

It started with ads for walk-in tub/showers, lifts to get up the stairs and nighttime “safety” pajamas with built-in “spill” guards. More recently still, I got a notice about the best nail clippers for my great big ol’ horny fungus-laden toenails. Yeah! Way to massage that ego!

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | subscribe & get an email whenever I perish | proudly wallowing in obscurity