Rapper’s Not-So-Delight

Are 784 Dildos Too Much?

The Encouraging vs. Discouraging Dildo Debate

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs was arrested this week. When the FBI raided his home, they found 784 dildos.

This raised the age-old debate, how many dildos are too many? Some women have admitted to having one in their nightstand. Possibly one in the bathroom. That’s two, total. That’s 782 less than Mr. Combs’ estate.

When you have a party, others bring beer or wine to be hospitable. Do they have to bring a dildo as a house warming gift too? That could be one way to amass a large collection of dildos.

I’ve never given anyone a dildo as a house warming gift, but maybe I’m ‘a square’.

Diddy was known to have many parties. Perhaps he thought to have them (dildos) as party favors for guests. Though when you go to a friend’s house, is using a dildo mandatory? Sometimes you just want to hang out.

Again, when I go to a friend’s house, I tend to just watch a movie or drink on the back patio. No one’s ever handed me a dildo as I’ve entered their home. What would I do if it happened? Possibly just take one and say ‘thank you’.

Some people have a late-night addiction to shopping online. ‘Puffy’ was possibly up late, many a-night just buying dildos on bulk.

I’ve been up late, most of my life, but I’ve never bought a dildo. Women possibly have bought one late at night, but rarely have they bought over 500 dildos.

While we can have a friendly conversation on how many dildos is too much, I think Combs is an outlier. No one buys that many dildos.

Unfortunately, he gives all the other dildo-purchasers a bad name. Others purchase dildos for their own pleasure. It appears here, Mr. Diddy Combs bought them to coerce others into using for his own pleasure.

He bought an excessive amount of dildos, and yes at least 1,000 bottles of lube, to push others into using. We can debate how many dildos are too many, even too few. It’s not a crime to own one at all, but Diddy may have committed crimes, with his dildos as the centerpiece.

One dildo may be fun, for the self-pleasuring, consenting user. 784 dildos may ruin any chances to have fun, since it’s spoiled with bad intentions. 784 bad intentions.