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Are You The Smartest Person In The World?

Take this number sequence test

Christine Stevens
The Haven
5 min readJan 9, 2025

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Only the smartest person in the world can pass this test. I made the test up myself by copying another text that is popular on Tik Tok but my test is better because well you’ll see.

But first a little background on my qualifications as a test giver

First of all, I have posted many tests here on Medium. This ain’t my first rodeo.

Second of all, my boyfriend thinks he’s the smartest person in the world. So I had a perfect kind of guinea pig to determine whether my test was accurate or not.

See, I know he’s not the smartest person in the world. So if he passed the test I knew my test would be defective.

And guess what?

He didn’t pass the test.

The test is accurate.

If you don’t pass the test you’re not the smartest person in the world.

You’re just average. And what’s wrong with that?

My boyfriend was really pissed when he found out that he didn’t pass the test and that he wasn’t the smartest person in the world and that he was just average intelligence.

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Christine Stevens
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Written by Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian. Like me? You can buy me a coffee here: https://buymeacoffee.com/xtinesteveO. Cheers!

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