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“Are You Waiting in Line to Order?”

No, I’m having an existential crisis, but thanks for asking.

(Amir Esrafili on Unsplash)

I thought standing behind these other people waiting in this line to order coffee with my wallet in-hand would have made it obvious.

But, what even is obvious these days? What is a line? What is an order?




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