Arrogant First Grader Correctly Identifies Kansas On Map

Tyler Holme
The Haven
Published in
2 min readFeb 28, 2019

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In what is being referred to as a pure power move, first-grader Richie Holiday strutted to the front of Mrs. Lindman’s class on Thursday and pointed out Kansas on the map with the arrogant confidence of a sixth-grader. “I was definitely trying to send a message to the rest of the class,” Holiday said. “Anybody can point out Michigan, Maine, or Florida, but those square-y ones in the middle…

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Tyler Holme
The Haven

Award-winning filmmaker & comedy writer. Buy my new (first) book Beet Life here: https://booksbybeetsbybeth.com/