Artificially Intelligent Panties Explain Special Relativity To You While You Drool At Them

Has AI gone too far?

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Or at least smile at you while you whack off.

For some reason, we keep lifting up our skirts. I mean, there must be a narrative reason, right? A woman doesn’t just lift up her skirt for the heck of it.

The reason they are lifting up their skirts must be to show you the latest tech marvel that has come out of Silicon Valley — AI panties. Aren’t they sexy?

They are artificially intelligent and kind of like ChatGPT. You can ask them questions and they will give you an educated guess. This is how it works. Just say, “AI panties, explain to me how Special Relativity is related to Ordinary Relativity.”

And it will answer.

Oh wow, those smart panties are giving you the Lorentz factor! As the relative velocity approaches the speed of…