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As Mayor of the City of Corona, California, I Have This to Say

We need some rebranding, pronto!

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Yes, I was always so proud to be mayor of Corona, until now. Did you know that in Spanish the word corona means “early prototype Toyota sedan that was never brought to market?”

I know, right? Who could be prouder?




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