The Haven
Published in

The Haven

As Mayor of the City of Corona, California, I Have This to Say

We need some rebranding, pronto!

Photo by Jeff Sheldon on Unsplash

Yes, I was always so proud to be mayor of Corona, until now. Did you know that in Spanish the word corona means “early prototype Toyota sedan that was never brought to market?”

I know, right? Who could be prouder?

--

--

--

A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk

Recommended from Medium

- Colecciconista de canciones *

These are some of my recent stories:

Diary of a Jobless Girl: The Sequel

Local Man Gets Into Bar Fight, Tells Mom He Fell

Things To Be Dankful For

I, A Self-Driving Car, Am Really Frustrated at How Bad You Humans Are at Driving

Being nice is different then being cheesy. Cheesy will get you dumped.

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store
Simon Black

Simon Black

This is not the Simon Black that you know. This is a different Simon Black. He does not work in your organization or live in your city.

More from Medium

God Seeking New CEO to Replace Jesus

Teddy Roosevelt To Be Removed From Night At The Museum Films

Are Americans At Higher Risk Of Disease Because Of The FDA?

I Might Get Arrested for Speeding on the Internet