The Haven
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The Haven

Ask Yazzie!

I may be plastic, but I got wisdom

photo by my human, Annie Wood

It’s me! Yazzie, the doll! Hold your applause.

Just kidding. Don’t hold them, let them out. I love applause! GIMMEEE ALL THE APPLAUSE!

Sooooooooo, I’ve been hanging out with my human for about a year now and in that time I have learned that humans are a big fucking mess. I mean, I have basically fixed my human’s brain with my…

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