I may be plastic, but I got wisdom
It’s me! Yazzie, the doll! Hold your applause.
Just kidding. Don’t hold them, let them out. I love applause! GIMMEEE ALL THE APPLAUSE!
Sooooooooo, I’ve been hanging out with my human for about a year now and in that time I have learned that humans are a big fucking mess. I mean, I have basically fixed my human’s brain with my…