Assassin Nation

Fatchecker
The Haven
Published in
2 min readSep 17, 2024
Black vector Joker silhouette on a hand or deck of playing cards designated as the highest trump or wild card conceptual of a casino gambling and luck
Image: macrovector on Freepik. 1st Person: wrong trump mate.

On Sunday there was an apparent assassination attempt on former President of the United States, and current Republican presidential nominee, Donald J. Trump.

There are some who exploit tragic, or potentially tragic events to make an attention grabbing comment.

1st Person: An assassination attempt on Donald Trump. Tragic?

Me: And, you’ve illustrated my point.

Actually, this reminds me of how I find it funny peculiar how in some circles there is a consensus that Donald Trump is not well liked, yet when people wish him harm, presumably because they dislike him, some members of those same circles scream, “It’s a set up!”

Anyway, what might other attention seekers say to, well, seek attention? How about?

“It’s a Sunday, of course there’s an assassination attempt on Trump.”

How should one analyse this comment?

Luckily for me, a very wise person once said, “Use your voice, it’s a multiple choice, with no wrong answers.”

The Question: What does, “It’s a Sunday, of course there’s an assassination attempt on Trump,” mean?

Cartoon of a man farting
Image: indiatoday.in. 1st Person: Still the wrong trump mate.

The answers:

(A). National Insecurity

It is clearly a comment on the failings of the US Secret Service.

(B). Shooting From The Lip

It is clearly a comment on US gun control laws.

(C ). Blind State

It is clearly a comment on the Deep State, a clandestine network of members of the federal government, working in conjunction with high-level financial and industrial entities and leaders to exercise power alongside or within the elected United States government.

(D). Division Hell

It is clearly a comment on political polarisation in the US.

(E). Funny? Nah, Nah.

It is clearly an inappropriate joke.

Epilogue

1st Person: What’s your favourite comment?

Me: Halley’s.

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Special thanks to my girlfriend Hen.

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Fatchecker
The Haven

Culturally diverse blue collar ageing b-boy and incessant moaner. Midlander. yUK. Pronoun: Amateur hour.