Asteroid Near Miss in 2029

Drumpf blames event on Election Fraud

Asteroid Apophis, which bears a strange resemblance to a public figure. (Medium)

The world recently became aware of a loosely unguarded secret in the scientific community — an asteroid the size of the Empire State Building will just miss colliding into the earth in 2029. The projectile, named 99942 Apophis, may take out several communication satellites, which has former/current president Donald J. Drumpf furious.