At Least I Didn’t Screw Up as Bad as Pandora

Larry Kahaner
Oct 27, 2020 · 3 min read

But I Still Shouldn’t Have Opened that Can of Worms

Image by Richard Duijnstee from Pixabay

My friend Horace, well, he’s not actually a friend, more of an acquaintance, handed me a can of worms and said not to open it.

“Why not?” I asked.

He looked at me like I had an extra head, which I often carry around to scare little kids, and said: “Because it’s a can of worms, for…