B.O.L.O. Cupid Aka Eros — This Pest Will Shoot On Sight
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Suddenly fallen in love, no warning and not appropriate? Found that YOU have an unconquerable desire to hold and caress your George Forman Low Fat Grill or had a realisation that YOU are desperately pining when separated from your Honda Element?
The individual CUPID is described as below average height, CIS white male, very youthful appearance, dresses in the classical Greek style, small wings, usually seen armed with a little bow, arrows and a quiver.
Concerned citizens have filed multiple reports saying they have seen CUPID in this neighbourhood. Law enforcement report he is known to be especially active approaching the anniversary of the St Valentines Day Massacre.
CUPID goes by several names/aliases:
· CUPID on Facebook and YouTube
