BALLS!

Balls

Balls?

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
The Haven
Published in
3 min readDec 29, 2021

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OUCH!! One heinous example of balls being broken. * * * Photo by Carla Oliveira on Unsplash

The ball is in your court.

Go balls to the walls.

Breaking your balls.

Even Target has balls.

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Note two giant angry red balls in front of store. Coincidence? You decide.

We’re living in a balls-obsessed world.

TW: If you’re tripping balls reading this, either move on or grow a pair before reading further.

Too many balls in the air

REALLY hard to focus if this is the case.

Two — even one, if you’ve had a rough life — swinging in briefs or snug in tighty whities, no prob.

Three, as a novice juggler, also no prob.

I haven’t figured out how to add a fourth or fifth or beyond whilst juggling, but clearly others have. They don’t seem to have too many aloft.

Photo by Justin Essah on Unsplash

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
The Haven

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | Sultan of satire | disgraced former parking lot attendant