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Which would you prefer?

BBL is all the rage. And as everyone knows, a BBL is a Brazilian Butt Lift.

Often it follows a lifetime of BLTs, Bacon Lettuce and Tomato sandwiches, or more likely still, DCBFs, Double Cheeseburgers & Fries.

That diet of course produces the dreaded BFLAB, a Butt Fat, Low and Bumpy.



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