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Be Glad Your Home isn’t Your Castle

You’d be better off living in a barn.

Creative Commons: Julien Harneis

If a man’s home is his castle, he’s got a whole lot of problems. While owning a castle may seem idyllic, it’s high maintenance and uncomfortable. You would be better off buying a used trailer in a mobile home part. Compared to the way cattle owners lived, trailer folk live in luxury.

Personally, I like privacy when I go to…

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Larrylambert

Larrylambert

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You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I'va written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.