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WhatTheZem
The Haven
Published in
3 min readFeb 1, 2022

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We’re so sorry that, because of circumstances that we were woefully underprepared for, your flight has been canceled. We realize that this is a major setback since you’ll now be…

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WhatTheZem
The Haven

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