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Bein’ ‘omeluss

One Smart Assed “Homeless” Person!

Bein’ Ome-lush is actually very enjoyable for, Say a few hours. I mean it has its points. It really does.

Just to digress a little, I have some kind of immune deficiency disorder or something. This is part of the story.

I am very tired after a long day, of wandering and writing on the “Medi” platform. And it feels very good. Finally I get to lay me-self down. On da groun’.

I will be laying on grass and it feels good. I do enjoy the mornings as well.




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