BIG NEWS- COMPUTER EXPERTS REVEAL THAT DONALD TRUMP IS ACTUALLY AN AI GENERATED FAKE!
The ruse lasted so long it’s unbelievable, just as the revealed truth is equally unbelievable, and equally true. Computer experts have exposed that the entity we know as Donald Trump, revered by many and hated by many, is actually a deep fake himself. But it isn’t his fault- he doesn’t exist at all!
Revealed at first by Cornell University Cyber Professors amongst their own colleagues, many of whom refused to believe it themselves, it has finally been leaked that the ‘man’ who was our 45th President was actually an elaborate hoax using an extremely sophisticated collection of holographic images, AI voice simulators and actors draped in green screen to create the illusion of a billionaire financier who wanted to rule the world and succeeded in only ruling America…..for a while…..
‘Donald Trump’ was a Being created in a right wing think tank to be the ultimate rightist candidate. To make this ‘Being’ the Cornell computer scientist put together all the worst characteristics of the ultra right into one ‘person’ that they named Donald Trump and, after years of refining his caustic character, turned him loose on the world. Programming the traits and personality quirks and mental aspects of the world’s dictators and worst Rightists and melding those of a greed obsessed, obnoxious, narcissistic rich man they created what they thought would be the perfect far right Republican candidate. For many years ‘he’ was an astounding success.
As the deep fake ‘Trump’ gained in power and fame through business transactions and his insipid ‘reality show’, the modern day ‘Max Headroom’ drew interest from Russian hackers who, backed by Putin, worked on crafting the image to their advantage as well and came up with the unique idea of having him run for the U.S. Presidency. The rest is modern history.
Unfortunately a number of recent setbacks have occurred that have deteriorated the Trump pseudo Being and caused him to make huge gaffes that are difficult to cover up. Too many heads are now involved in the making of ‘Trump’ and too many egos are involved in his creation. This creation is going the way of Max Headroom, the Dodo bird and the dinosaurs.
Public reaction to this realization was muted at first, probably due to disbelief and shock at the sheer audaciousness of it. The first to recover were the Democrats and the Independents who were either outraged or found it to be the best laugh they have had in a long time. Evening talk show hosts had a field day with the news. Colbert stated- “We always knew he was a fake;we just didn’t know he was even worse- he was a PHANTOM!!!!” Jimmy Kimmel chimed in — “Here we have been throwing our darts at an imaginary figure all these years!” Seth Meyers observed “ A ghost! He is a ghost! No wonder we could see right through him!” Jimmy Fallon quipped- “Wait a minute! If he was made from Artificial Intelligence, why didn’t he have any intelligence???” The jokes went on late into the night.
Comments were raised as to what happened to the original Trump who was born into a hospital and was a real person at one time. When asked his wife Melania was at first very embarrassed by the attention it was creating and could only answer after that “Once his reality show was finished he became a really lousy lover. Fortunately by that time I already had Barron as my sugar daddy…..I mean son!”
Many of those who were in the Trump crowd during the campaign years suspect that some time around the folding of his show The Apprentice that Russian agents kidnapped or disposed of the real Trump or have him in a Siberian Gulag under the highest of security. Rumor has it that there is a mysterious prisoner there whose identity is forever covered by an iron mask, much like the strange prisoner in the Alexander Dumas novel The Man In The Iron Mask.
MAGA people are choosing not to believe that their beloved Fuhrer is deep fake, but now insist that this is another left wing conspiracy and that the former President is still a real, living human being, or at least as much of a real human being as he was before and during The Apprentice. There was talk of a second Capital attack, but this time the National Guard beat them to the draw and beat them to spaghetti sauce.
Word has come out that because Trump was once a Democrat that they would like to infuse the AI Trump with some of the worst characteristics of the left side of Washington politics. That would mean having him constantly be spending taxpayer money, always be asking for donations, alway getting involved in social issues,always being soft on crime, always wanting to get rid of guns- you know the spiel. The Republicans nixed that idea right away.
Shock waves ripple throughout the world at his news. But the AI Trump has said that he is fine and that all is good and that he will continue on as always……much to the dismay of the rest of us.
