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Billie Should be Grateful

Guys, Every picture I’ve ever seen of this Billie Eilish lady makes her look like she’s sad, which is crazy because she’s got great tits.

And great tits are something to smile about.

I’ll tell you something about myself, Joe Camerota. When I went through puberty, I developed a condition called gynecomastia. It’s a condition where a man’s body makes a lot of estrogens and said man grows woman-like breasts. That happened to me. And at the age of 23, I had male breast reduction surgeries to look more like an average man.

Billie Eilish is 19 years old with great tits for a lady. When I was 19, I had terrible tits for a man. But I still managed to smile.

I think Billie can afford to turn her frown upside down.

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Joe Camerota

Joe Camerota

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Joe is a comedian, a satirist, a philosopher, and a spectator of life. “Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order” - Principia Discordia : JoeCamerota@gmail.com