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Damn Dental Humor

Bluetooth is Worse Than a Root Canal

X-ray vision can’t see shit

Photo by Daniel Frank on Unsplash

Today, my dentist said it was time for X-rays. Honestly, I think she just wanted a little pocket change for Mexico. X-rays suck and they’re pricy. X-rays also sound like someone you broke up with.

“Yeah, I’m off to see my Ex, Ray.” Your Ex, Ray, is this asshole. You’re going…

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Amy Sea

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