Bow Before Me, Your Overlord Drink Bottle!

I’m gonna live forever and you will worship me!

Melvyn the Malevolent — Rachel Dodman

Melvyn The Malevolent

I’m Melvyn the Malevolent and I will make you bow before me.

For I will be your overlord.

Not today, not tomorrow, but one day soon you will all be worshipping me. The whole world will genuflect…