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Bow Before Me, Your Overlord Drink Bottle!

I’m gonna live forever and you will worship me!

Melvyn the Malevolent — Rachel Dodman

Melvyn The Malevolent

I’m Melvyn the Malevolent and I will make you bow before me.

For I will be your overlord.

Not today, not tomorrow, but one day soon you will all be worshipping me. The whole world will genuflect…

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Rachel Dodman

Rachel Dodman

Rachel is a freelance writer from the UK. Check out her latest novella Downhill From Wednesday on Amazon! www.racheldodman.com

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